No I’ll be more like :
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
this showed up during the feminist attack. i had too.
the last two are the best!
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
i thought the dress picked up some random debris baby
So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.
finally i can quench my thirst
Put milk inside for the full effect.
I like how you think
yall need jesus