Text 16 Jul 253,558 notes

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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via La Raja.
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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

Photo 14 Jul 17,692 notes thatfunnyblog:

 


I’M SCREAMING

i thought the dress picked up some random debris baby

thatfunnyblog:

 

I’M SCREAMING

i thought the dress picked up some random debris baby

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

Text 11 Jul 249,129 notes

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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via KINGSLEY.
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pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

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Text 7 Jul 240,582 notes

mileecyris:

"youre old enough to make your own appointments"image

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Photo 6 Jul 4,909 notes kushandwizdom:

Everything Love
Photo 5 Jul 678 notes mostlycatsmostly:

(by einsamkeit02)
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Video 5 Jul 90,858 notes

whitetrash-official:

nickfnry:

doyougiveafuckk:

rokkakudaiheights:

nickfnry:

So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.

finally i can quench my thirst

Put milk inside for the full effect.

I like how you think

yall need jesus

Text 5 Jul 155,543 notes

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

Photo 5 Jul 389,697 notes

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