Text 28 Jul 696,144 notes If girls had a penis for a day:

neverlands-calling:

k1ll-th3m-w1th-y0ur-k1ndn3ss:

addicted-to-dan-howell:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

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No I’ll be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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I CAN’T BREATHE

this showed up during the feminist attack. i had too. 

IT’S BACK

the last two are the best!

(Source: mynameiscomedy)

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at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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I’M SCREAMING

i thought the dress picked up some random debris baby

thatfunnyblog:

 

I’M SCREAMING

i thought the dress picked up some random debris baby

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

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mileecyris:

"youre old enough to make your own appointments"image

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Photo 6 Jul 4,912 notes kushandwizdom:

Everything Love
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whitetrash-official:

nickfnry:

doyougiveafuckk:

rokkakudaiheights:

nickfnry:

So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.

finally i can quench my thirst

Put milk inside for the full effect.

I like how you think

yall need jesus


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